Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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