if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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