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(708): View more from Illinois

We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."

(1-708): View more from Illinois

Let's do it. All homo

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(805): View more from California

My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...

(910): View more from North Carolina

It's inspiring.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me

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(845): View more from New York

Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow

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(817): View more from Texas

I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.

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(631): View more from New York

He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.

(848): View more from New Jersey

I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.

(732): View more from New Jersey

I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.

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