On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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