My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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