forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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