Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
