Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We are two peas in an std pod
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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