Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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