I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
