wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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