question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so let's talk penis.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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