Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The air was thick with penises
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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