I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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