I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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