Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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