I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
areolas are like halos for boobs.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the high leading the old right now
I wish there were birth control emojis
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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