just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize