walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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