Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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