I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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