i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we're making bets on your personal life
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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