this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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