when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My balls are so social today.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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