Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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