IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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