Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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