This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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