I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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