So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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