FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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