Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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