Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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