I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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