i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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