where am i from again
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
