I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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