can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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