i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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