he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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