do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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