Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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