The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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