you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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