I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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