Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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