brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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