You work out of a Hotel?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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