I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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