she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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