good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
that is very illegal...i love you.
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