i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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