She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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