I showed him my bush... on skype.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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